Michael Lohan Says Kate Major Is Trying To Trap Him With A Pregnancy!

Honestly, at this point we take all the things that Michael Lohan says with a grain of salt.

But lately he's been talking about the trials of Kate Major, and how she's apparently broke and trying to trap him with a pregnancy!

According to Michael, Kate fell off the bandwagon a few days ago and has since been acting insane!

Here's what he said:

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Michael Lohan In Treatment For Steroid Abuse

This guy's life is a roller coaster!

So last we heard, Michael Lohan was released from a treatment facility and living in a 3-bedroom halfway house across the street.

Sources have revealed that Lindsay Lohan's father is enrolled in an outpatient program to continue treatment for steroid abuse and co-dependency issues.

He must be doing pretty well in the program. Although he was spotted applying for a job at Burger King, sources are saying that he's actually in negotiations to launch a Love Line-esque radio show in Palm Beach, Florida, explaining:

"He is in negotiations to launch a new radio show with Jeremy Loper, formerly of the radio show The Buzz in Palm Beach, Florida. The show will address all kinds of issues from sex, addictions, clearing up gossip and various real life situations.”

We're not sure that Michael Lohan is the best person to be giving out ANY kind of advice, but he does have radio experience. The Celebrity Rehab star co-hosted Reality Talk Radio on Clear Channel's WIOD last year.

We wish him the best as he prepares to live on his own again when released from the halfway house on March 16th, but urge the citizens of Palm Beach to reach out to somebody other than Michael Lohan for help solving their personal problems.

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Michael Lohan Back In The Hospital For Chest Pains!

We thought he only had these when he was being arrested!

Michael Lohan was taken to the hospital yesterday morning after once again experiencing chest chains.

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Kate Major Leaves Rehab

We just hope it's not too soon.

Michael Lohan's ex Kate Major has completed her 30-day stint in rehab for alcohol addiction and has left a treatment center in Boca Raton, FL.

She'll be undergoing aftercare treatment in northern California and sources say that her main focus right now is to concentrate on her sobriety.

During her time in rehab, Kate was hospitalized after suffering from a seizure, but she is said to be healthy and so far, has had no setbacks.

Good for you, Kate. We're rooting for your continued sobriety and for the love of god, the last thing you need right now is to get in touch with Michael Lohan. Ugh.

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Michael Lohan Rushed To Hospital After Collapsing At AA Meeting

Things are not looking too good for Michael Lohan these days. On top of his personal, legal, and substance abuse problems, the Lohan patriarch is facing serious health issues.

Michael collapsed at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on Tuesday and was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered ANOTHER blood clot in his lung! A source close to him has said:

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