Kris Humphries Is Refusing To Accept Kim Kardashian's Divorce Settlement

Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries has been dragging for quite some time now, but it turns out, she's been trying to end it for months!

Sources say that Kim issued a "generous" settlement offer to her former dearly beloved several months ago, but he's refusing to sign off on it, as the insider explained:

"Kris is dragging it out. Kim is ready to move on, but Kris is hoping that stretching it out will get him even more money."

Apparently he wants $7 million from the reality star for enduring 72 long days as her husband, as well as in exchange for his silence on the matter. Her offer, however, is below that figure, as a source continued:

"Kim never considered signing something like that. Kris can't take the time to consider [her] offer, but he finds time to do an interview with a tabloid magazine."

The interview was with Life & Style, in which his lawyers claimed:

"No demands have been made. While we are encouraged to see an apparent willingness by the other side to put big numbers out in an attempt to settle Mr. Humphries' claims, we respect and will continue to observe the integrity of the legal process. One thing is certain: Kris Humphries intends to set the record straight.”

Well, hurry up and set it straight already! You know a divorce is dragging when it lasts longer than the actual marriage. Ha!

Seriously, it took Katy Perry and Russell Brand like a month to finalize their divorce. Let's get this show on the road, guys!

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Kristen Stewart And Rob Pattinson Don't Really Want To Live Forever, Caught Smoking In An Alley!

This is the opposite of being a vampire!

Not only will smoking not let you live forever, but it'll cut your life SHORT.

And it's always so heartbreaking to see beloved actors and actresses smoking.

So today's heartbreaking photo comes to you from Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson — who were caught smoking in an alley during the filming of Katy Perry's new movie Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.

Why they're there filming that is beyond us, but we can't focus on that right now. We need to focus on HEALTH!

Stop smoking, guys! It's stupid!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Stars Sign Guitars For Charity Auction… And More!

Who wouldn't want one of these guitars??

Check it out: Green Day, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan and Slash are all part of the auction block!

Oh wait, also: Country legend Glen Campbell, Eddie Van Halen and Maroon 5 have also autographed guitars to raise money!

It's all for Stuart House, a California treatment centre for rape victims.

But that's not all

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Russell Brand Does Yoga With Rumored New Gal Pal

Russell Brand moves on pret-ty fast!

The recently divorced actor and comedian practiced his daily yoga ritual on Friday with a special guest — his rumored new love interest, Oriela Medellin Amieiro.

No idea where these two met, but the self-described "modern day gypsy" is a Mexican-born freelance artist living in El Lay and does stuff like this.

We can see how these two might get along.

After starting the off the weekend with a spiritual workout together, Russell left in his Range Rover just moments before Oriela exited the yoga studio in an effort to avoid being photographed together.

Clearly, they aren't fooling anyone, but what do U think of his new gal pal? She's no Katy Perry, that's for sure!

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Russell Brand Starts His Valentine's Day With Yoga

Russell Brand can not go a day without yoga!

The newly single actor started off his Valentine's Day with positive vibes by attending his regular yoga class in West Hollywood.

Russell became officially divorced last week after Katy Perry signed the papers with a smile , so we wonder what he did last night?

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